Near death experience

DONT WORRY MUM.
IM STILL ALIVE!

But OMG I almost got killed by a bus today. I had just been shopping a bit at Selfridges on my lunch break and was just crossing Oxford Street. I was in the middle of the street when the walking sign turned red and a bus hit the gas like he wanted to kill me (a fan of my old blog perhaps??) Anyway... at least he had the curtsy to honk so I jumped like a antelope chased by a lion. I ended up cursing in Swedish after the racing bus, ah man I was so pissed off!

I'll tell you about this other time when me and my friend was gonna take the bus home . My friend had cash to get her ticket from the bus driver (who for some reason refused to accept her money) He told us she has to buy her ticket from the machine "But I will wait for you!" the driver said and smiled. So I went to the front 2 seats and just as I sat down the bus doors closed and the bus driver raced off! I dont like the friend I was with that much so I couldnt be bothered to do anything about it...

I ran up to the front of the bus and screamed "F*cking Pr*ck" before I ordered him to open the doors and let me out.

We ended up taking a cab home after that.....