How to tick of your spouse....

This is some funny ways how to annoy people.... I know it seams like a lot to read but I picked out the funniest one's I could find so I hope they can give you a laugh

IN THE OFFICE OR ON THE STREET
- Make beeping noises when a large person backs up
- Insist on asking when taking someone's information whether their male of female
- Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
- At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."
- Buy a goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
- Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.'


YOUR FLATMATE
- Follow your flatmate for a few hours and spray anti bacterial on everything they touch
- Sew an anti-theft detector strips into your flatmates back pack next time your out shopping
- Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at your flatmate. When they try to look, hide the pad.
- Boil some eggs and begin eating them. Then ask your roommate if he/she wants one. If they say yes, give them an unboiled egg. Then watch as they crack it open.

IN THE LIFT
- Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones
- Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers
- Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator
- Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on
- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
- Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
- Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two days
- Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
- Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
- Wear a Santa suit...in June.